The Not So News

- Carmen Electra gets her own credit card. Is it anything like American Express Black, and do I have to put a deposit down on it, and is there anything celebrities won't do for money? [yeeeah]

- Lindsay Lohan seems to think you can catch a british accent like it is VD. Sorry hun, but the only one that we barely tolerate a fake accent from is Madonna and she still gets made fun of. Now, Gwenyth Paltrow can throw down a mean accent. [egotastic]

- Jessy Simpson loves the anonymity of dating on the internet. She has become addicted to cruising around myspace allegedly looking for dates. She is a little bit behind, because people have been doing that crap for years...and sister girl, lemme tell you...the internet is NO place to find a date. Hookups yes...as several of my friends will testify, but beyond that...no no no. Although, how many guys would flip out when Jessica Simpson shows up on a date. [egotatstic]
That's all I got time for today kids!