Kellie Pickler

I remained unimpressed with this hodown roller skatin' Sonic employee, and I am aghast as to why she has a video and is coming out with an album. This is EXACTLY why the bitch did not win American Idol. Clearly some producer didn't realize America tried to banish this bitch from ever being able to create a record because WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. The only thing she had going for her was the fact that Simon Cowell wanted to bone her. Make sure you have more than your hands to cover your ears...her unharmonious voice pierced my flesh and bones shattering my eardrums into a million little pieces, so I am thinking...use something synthetic and manmade.