Heather Mills moves like a Gazelle

Kate Moss has come out swinging saying that Heather Mills is a f'ing liar about one of the allegations she is making these days. Heather Mills is currently suing two tabloids for writing false stories about her. Heather reportedly claimed that Paul McCartney refused to let her have a bedpan near their bed, so she had to crawl to the toilet in the middle of the night with out her fake limb when she had to take a piss. A friend to Kate Moss said:

“Kate reassured Stella that she knew Heather was a liar because she had seen her hopping around. She said she was ‘jumping around like a fucking gazelle’ and is prepared to swear to it, in court if necessary.”

I mean...really?!?!?!? Hopping around? A gazelle? A fucking gazelle at that! LOL!!!!! Kate Moss is my hero today and she totally gets a Kudos Candy Bar for that remark and being politically incorrect twice in the same sentence. [thesun]