All Bald Up With No Place To Go

Making NO apologies for stating what is obvious to me, but may be oblivious to others.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

VanMillio is a vision

A vision of ignunce. I cannot express how much I loathe this girl, and I really can't see why Nick hangs out with her. Her personality MUST surely be better in real life than it is during Entertainment Tonight, because her personality is like these Polenta Chips from Whole Foods my friend Elese brought to our reunion this weekend...they tasted like nothing. And is that the leather jacket Nick wore in high school...it isn't cute. Actually, the whole thing isn't cute. Like her archnemisis, Jessy Simpson, I wish she would just go away. Thanks.

BTW sweetie...skinny jeans aren't meant for everyone...and that includes you, and that is mostly because it makes your head look like it is the size of a beach ball. Wow...it must be SO hard to keep Nick from coming back and hitting that. BARF! [splash]

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