The Not So News

- "Firecrotch" screaming oil heir Brandon Davis and his clan may not be as rich as they would like us to believe...allegedly bouncing checks and owing people all kinds of money. That's a shame. [pagesix]

- Patricia Arquette's boobs are muy gigante. [dlisted]

- Blind Item: Which rising R&B star is worrying his label with his habit of inviting handsome young men back to his hotel room after enjoying a few drinks, as he did at PM last week?[nydn]

- Petra Nemcova has dumped James Blunt's no good cheating ass. I do not think this breakup will bode well for my ears later as he is now trying to patch things up with the Czech beauty (and we all know he probaby won't get anything hotter) and she isn't having it. I can only imagine that he will write a gazillion songs about the breakup and it will sound amazingly like his first album. [femalefirst]