The Not So News

- Vince and Jen done for good. Good ole' Vince was seen canoodling with a mysterious blonde that wasn't Jennifer Aniston in London the other night. [pagesix]

- The infamous 'Runaway Bride' is suing her ex-fiance for $500,000 that he obtained by selling their story to Regan Media and a ladder. She is also asking for many of the bridal shower gifts. Um...first off, if anyone should be getting sued it should be her. Secondly, I hope she is asking for the shower gifts so that she can give them back to the people who purchased them for her, but did not get to enjoy their choice of chicken or fish at the reception. Does she really think she has a case? What a dumbass. [abcnews]

- Reunited...does it feel so good? Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton seemed to have ended their two year feud and have been spotted together three days in a row. One of the voices inside my head is saying that something seems not right about the whole "fight". Then again...who really cares. Watch video over at X17 of the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd time they were seen doing normal everyday stuff...if you care enough. I have to warn you that Nicole looks like she got hit by one of those little Smart Cars in the first video...because if she had been hit by a dumptruck, even metaphorically, she would be dead. Her lipstick is mesmerizing.

- Wh-What do you mean Michael Knight from Project Runway isn't gay?!?!?!?!? Apparently he has been chatting up Brandy. Although, I dunno how much can be said for her womanliness...but she did have a baby in front of the cameras on MTV, so we know she isn't a drag queen. Good for them. Wait...this was reported by Star Magazine. [dlisted]

- Dina Lohan Likes George Clooney and apparently she thinks she has more than a snowball's chance in hell of dating Clooney now that he has announced he wants to date 89 women and Leo DiCaprio in the next 90 days. Someone should tell her that celebrity mom hangers on with out of control kids aren't really Clooney's type. I'm thinking he likes them free of brats and without a busted up kooter. Incoincidentally (is that a word?), she also believes that Lindsay could become the next Angelina Jolie...HA...good luck with that one too you crazy lunatic. [dlisted]