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Monday, October 16, 2006

Fashion Fugly

Here we have a picture of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker's mom taken during Eva's recent trip to Paris to watch Tony play ball and attempt to patch up their relationship. Now, I dunno what the hell happened to her style, but just because your mother in law dresses bad, doesn't mean you should do the same. I mean...really. Tony Parker's mom (if that is who this is) looks like a beast fresh from the trailer park who just won $10,000 from a Texas Lotto Scratch off and spent all of it on one trainwreck of an outfit, and would justify her purchases by saying..."Do you know what this is...it is Chanel" thinking that just because it is Chanel that it automatically makes it gorgeous and a 'must have'. No ma'am...that is not how it works. Can we also do something about the hat? I mean...at least use it to cover your gap toothed man face...thanks. I can understand how Eva would think that standing next to this woman would make her look 1,000 times hotter, but in this case I think the fug is rubbing off and it isn't do much to help her cause. Check out their matching necklaces! LOL!!!!
Now Eva...a Juicy Couture Velour Tracksuit would be more chic than what you have on. I realize these people like to dress down, but why can't they do like the common folk and throw on a pair of jeans and sneakers, instead of HAVING to wear a potpourri of unflattering designer crap? Also, the bags are hideous and too big...Mary Kate and Ashley would be proud!

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