Thank you Dove

Thank you so much for reigniting my seething anger for not having makeup artists and hair stylists waiting at my beck and call in the morning and on the weekends to work their magic before I step out of the house like all my favorite celebrities...yes...thank you.



And also...thank you for proving that a fug can be pretty too with nothing more than a good waxing, some spackle, extensions, and a whole lot of computer aided image enhancements. BTW, does the part where they stretch out her neck disturb anyone else?