The Not So News

- Paris doesn't want to be a floppy kind of gal. Paris recently finished a movie called National Lampoon's Pledge This, but has refused to attend the premiere in order to promote her album. The limited release of the movie has been pushed back to accomodate her (because she is apparently the biggest name in the film), but she has made it clear she won't be attending. Her side has made it clear she is trying to distance herself from movies that are flops. So...yeah...she is gonna skip promoting a movie flop, but will gladly "promote" her flop of an album. Makes TOTAL sense. Sidenote...seems she doesn't mind causing her latest model boytoy's career to flop. [pagesix]

- I haven't watched it yet, but recovering crackhead Jeffrey took top honors at the Project Runway Finale last night. As I said, I didn't get to watch it, but most everyone has their own opinion on who should have won. Some say Uli, some say Laura, some say none.

- Good ole Nick L. is sitting high these days...muscially speaking, as he has sold 545,000 units while Jessy Simpson has only sold 218,000 units. That is a HUGE drop from the 3 million she sold last time she put out an album. This does not bode well for her pimp's bank account. What oh what will her perverted poppa do? Not sorry to say, but people are sick of Jessy.[rtw]

- While we are discussing musical bombs...Janet Jackson's new CD has tanked, but luckily has sold more that Jessy's album. TMZ says "The CD debuted three weeks ago, selling 296,873 copies. The second week, sales plunged 74% to 77,240 units. The typical second week drop is 40%. (In the third week) sales dropped to 42,240 units, a 45% plunge from the second week. Poor Eve, nothing will ever compare to The Velvet Rope. Someone keep her away from the buffets because I have a feeling she likes to compensate by eating food. [TMZ]

- Thanks to the Crocodile Hunter anyone that gets impaled by a stingray and lives to tell about it will automatically become a celebrity. Just a tip though...if you would rather not deal with the celebrity of almost not surviving something like this or if you just value your life without having to go through a 5 hour surgery to remove a barb...don't be a jackass and pick one up with your bare hands okaaaaay. [TMZ]