Brooke Hogan likes to keep up appearances

And I mean...really...who doesn't? This is from Page Six this past weekend:

HULK Hogan's daughter wants people to think she's a big spender. In town promoting her debut album, "Undiscovered," Brooke Hogan waltzed into the LF store on Fifth Avenue with her wrestler dad and a Teen People camera crew shooting their every move. She spent 90 minutes trying on clothes with clerks eventually ringing up $900 of merchandise. Minutes after everyone left, a Hogan flack came back in without cameras to return it all, moaning, "We didn't actually think you were going to charge her!" Brooke's flack told us, "When she got to her car she realized she'd overspent, but she did keep a bag and a necklace."

You know, if you are going to keep up appearances like that, you might want to have someone from your camp return the stuff on another day...not like 5 minutes after you purchased it okaaaaay. Secondly, Brooke Hogan isn't a big enough star, if you can even consider her a star at all, to be getting free shizz or to expect free shizz from anyone except the network that has her family's reality show, and I think all she deserves is a Christmas ham. [pagesix]