8th & Ocean

I hate to admit falling into another trap of a pseudo-reality show on MTV, but I was hooked as soon as I heard the catchy opening tune "Beautiful Love" by Dallas' own The Afters. Not to mention all the pretty young things that the show revolves around. Although, if I were to see Irene Marie in a dark alley I would either completely freeze up and shit my pants or I would run screaming into the night letting it be known that the living dead had risen. She scares the hell out of me, and I think she is pulled so tight and/or botoxed up that she only has one facial expression and it is one of fright. Anyway, this show is full of the drama...especially between Kelly and Sabrina. Kelly takes evil twin to a whole new level in the cut throat biznazz of modeling. Sneaky backstabbing jealous bitch. Britt's Jesus talk is starting to wear thin with me. If she is afraid to get nasty, then she is in the wrong business. And then there is Vinci. I have no words, but he is not as cute as he thinks he is, his english is sometimes unintelligible, and his ego makes me want to vomit a little bit in my mouth. THEN, I came across some pictures of him modeling for International Male, Check out this swanky outfit. I thought: that is one of the gayest things I have ever seen. Why would he pose for that catalog...it is GAY GAY GAY. Then I realized, Irene Marie is located in Miami, and I think 98% of International Male's customers are probably located in Miami. It is just all so cheesy and bad, and while I will admit some of their T-shirts 'aren't that bad', those t-shirts are a more recent thing (and I hate admitting that I know that, but we have ALL been making fun of their clothes for years, ever since we first came out and mistakenly thought all gay men dressed like this), but who has kept this company in business all these years? I suppose I will never know, but kudos to them. Watch 8th & Ocean...I have no idea when it is on, but they repeat the episodes all the time on MTV. My next pseudo reality obsession? The Hills...loved LC over Kristen on the original Laguna Beach. Lauren is much hotter.