Lou Pearlman is DEEEEsgusting

Lou Pearlman's resume just seems to be growing and growing. The man responsible for creating hugely successful boy bands N'SYNC and Backstreet Boys, along with the mediocre O-Town, is close to adding felon, and is now being accused of being a perverted pedophile with a penchant for the young men he built into powerhouse singing groups. A former assistant is quoted as saying that when asked what it would take to get into a band, "I'll never forget this as long as I live. He leaned back in his chair, in his white terry cloth robe and white underwear, and spread his legs," Mooney told Burrough. "And then he said, and these were his exact words, 'You're a smart boy. Figure it out.'" Another boy bander was quoted as saying, "Look, if a guy wants to massage me, and I'm getting a million dollars for it, you just go along with it. It's the price you got to pay." Rich Cronin, lead singer of LFO, recalled Pearlman told him of an "ancient massage technique that if I massage you and we bond in a certain way, it will strengthen your aura."

OKAY, I have heard enough. I am completely disgusted by this, and not really at all surprised one bit. Lou Pearlman is a big fat piggy and there is no amount of money in the entire world that would even make giving him a blow job sound tempting. How would you even find the peen, because this man doesn't even have a neck or is it that he doesn't have a chin? It would be like pin the peen on the piggy. You know every single one of the members of O-Town had a taste of "Big Poppa's" cigar, because not a single one of those hookers has an ounce of talent...as can be proven by the fact that they had one hit that wasn't even that cute, and half of them are working in construction now. The things people will do for fame. I am totally not above a little toe tapping to be famous, but the casting couch has have a Heavenly Mattress from The W Hotel Chain, and I will have to rolling around in at least 800TC sheets, AND the "director" has to be hotter than the sun, and there absolutely has to be "moose tracks" involved. [pagesix]