But, I Don't Wanna Look!

I don't know about any other people out there on Myspace, but it seems they like to specifically tailor their advertisements to me and everyone else. I am sure all of you have eventually gotten to a screen with the simulated cam shot of some hussy who looks like she is sitting at her computer and talking to someone else on her webcam...I know...totally annoying. Well, I don't have my "orientation" set to anything in particular, mostly because I don't know that the random high school classmates that run up on my profile will be able to handle my sexuality. Actually, I couldn't care less, but when I decided to click the button that "outs" me as being a full blown fag, the option had been taken away, so I just never did, but I digress. So there is this Match.com ad that rolls now with the girl at the computer. Usually it is some blonde average looking girl who has been slutted up to look appealing sitting there giggling trying to get my loins all warm, but no. THEN, TODAY I decline the gazillionth "bot" trying to be my "friend" only to have this fake webcast playing in their ad:I screeched in horror at what I saw. If this is the type of girl they think I would like, then they are sadly mistaken. If I were to date women, I would surely not date a horse faced woman with what looks like either a raisin or brown M&M stuck to her face. Nobody wants to date that. The only woman who can really pull of that whole mole look is Cindy Crawford, but Cindy is not spending her time in front of a webcam...she is busy designing furniture for Rooms To Go. As the "webcast" plays there is this part where she tries to play sexy librarian as she just all of a sudden is wearing glasses and she takes them off seductively closing the arm next to the right lens...all the while squinting to adjust her bloodshot eyes to the blurry screen, slightly persing her lips with an ever so slight licking of them, while she...WHA!?!?!?!? Where am I? Oh yeah, so yeah...totally not into her at all. NEXT!