I Am SO Blind

This little blind item from NY Daily News is not that hard to figure out unless you are completely inept and don't watch TV or read the tabloids. Actually, that probably makes you a much better person than I because I am the one talking about this ignunce.

Which Hollywood faux-mance is being cranked up higher as their film sinks at the box office?

Um...yeah...that is totally Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal. I swear, do the actors and movie studios really think this kind of vagina "loving" trickery is going to put one over on the general public where these two are concerned? I mean...COME ON!!!! We are not that stupid. Well, most of us aren't. This was all very suspect from the get go, even when rumors started circulating a while back. I am just at a loss for words, because while I love Reese Witherspoon, she is a "single" working mom with two kids, and if that isn't a Vuitton trunk full of baggage I don't know what is. And something tells me that Jakey doesn't really like to stick it to the kooter, but whatever, it is his life and he can live it the way he think he needs to. You know what...he has to be gay because what else would a guy do with snaggle tooth Kirsten Dunst except shop for shoes and handbags?