End the Tyranny

The Tyra Banks Show is one of THE WORST displays of daytime television I have ever seen in my life...outside of Rachel Ray's annoying ass. After watching a recorded show, aptly titled "The Science of Gaydar", I have come to the conclusion that Tyra Banks' career is a fluke and not since Maury Povich's endless quest to prove that Shalaqua's baby's daddy is Terrence, no...Roderick, no...Jamal, no...Tito, no...Tyrone, no...Terrence, no...well, you get the jist, have I seen such a shameless display of human ignorance and self promotion. Even Jerry Springer seems to be a step up from Tyra's show because at least Jerry owns up to what his show really is and doesn't dress it up in a Roberto Cavalli knock off from H&M (but I do LOVE me some H&M) to make you think it is more appealing. Tyra's on-air personality does little to make me think she is the smart woman she claims to be. She constantly interrupts and throws these dumbfounded looks of shock accompanied with "I never thought of it that way" while using the most aggressively dramatic hand gestures. It is all very sensationalistic and extremely insulting. Back to the Gaydar show. Long story short, there is a Professor in California that has created a way to test people to figure out if they are homo or not. I am sure everyone has heard of the test that takes things like hair whorl, swagger, mannerisms, and speech into account when trying to determine sexuality. While all of this has merit and is very interesting, Tyra and her producers did not present it in a matter that could be taken seriously. The Doctor was accurate in determining six out of six of the guys' sexuality. Tyra loves to have the light on her, and seems to have made a hobby out of interrupting people and making jokes that require a big sign that blinks "LAUGH" to cue the audience to actually laughbecause saying "GURL" and talking like a ghetto person is only funny the first couple of times. Oprah Winfrey she is not. Sidenote: The guy James, who ended up being gay, is TOTALLY cute. Funny though, last year when we were trying out for the Price is Right, we sat next to the people in line for Tyra's show and it was like watching a freak show. All of them were all hot ghetto messes and pretty much all around terrible.