I am SO blind

From today's Page Six:

WHICH kinky fashion writer shocked guests recently when she asked her billionaire husband's pre-teen daughter - in front of company - to rehash the time the girl walked in on the couple in a compromising bedroom position?

Don't really care

WHICH dimpled Hollywood mommy is betraying her "all-natural" image? Friends say the down- home actress is becoming ad dicted to lip collagen injec tions.

Don't really care

WHICH movie studio is desperately trying to hide its latest star's homosexuality? They have made him pair up with his leading lady, whom he couldn't care less about.

Disney Studios...Zac Efron and the leading lady...Vanessa Hudgens