Kelly Kapowski would NOT Approve

I swear today is gonna be the day for fug, because I would have never thought this was Mark-Paul Gosselaar had there not been a caption that said it was him. What had happened to her? Remember when he was perfectly coifed as the Hotty McHotterson Zach Morris on Saved By the Bell? Kelly would totally dump Zach Morris if he looked like this. Either times are tough and he has gone off the grid and become homeless or pretty doesn't always transfer with age. Not even Mr. Belding looks that beat. He needs to get a few of those oil blotting sheets and attach them to his forehead because he has enough grease on his face to fry a day's worth of fries at McDonald's, and they would totally take him up on the offer for his face oil, because I doubt it has any of those pesky trans fats in it. People that have inconsistent beards should not have them. It looks like he got the mange from a kitty. Who am I kidding, I would still hit it...you know...after I got him a hot shower, a shave, a haircut, brow wax, spray tan, a year's supply of Proactiv, some blonde highlights, and maybe a couple of name brand antibiotics to clear up the redness. Bring back the Zach.[photo: INO]