The Not So News

- Busta Rhymes just added himself to the celebrity DUI club. He was pulled over and failed a sobriety test in NYC. In NYC...really? COME ON! There are cabs and car services all over the place. [TMZ]

- Well, since they produce fake EVERYTHING else in China, why not just make a fake Disneyland too? [boingboing]

- Justin Timberlake wants to return to his Tennessee roots and write some country music. Thank GOD it is for other people. [INO]

- Lindsay Lohan has apparently been caught on someone's camera phone doing something she shouldn't be doing. Something that "probably won't sit well with her younger fans". Of course, they don't say what she was going, but it is probably safe to say she was snorting lines of cocaine off a filthy toilet seat. [pagesix]