Um...what?

I mean...really. Can someone tell me what the hell is going on in these pictures? The only thing I can think of is that they are letting their crabs visit each other, as long as they are back in their respective kooters by 2am. Either that, or there is some serious incestuous lesbian action going on inside that mirrored limo. YUCK!

Paris looks like she has man feet in this picture. Her feet look like they are a size 12.

Seriously, what must Kathy Hilton be thinking when she sees images like this? If I were their mother, well, I would make Nicky dye her hair red again and beat her like she was a step child. Paris has enough problems with all the STD's and stuff. At any rate, I just threw up a lotta bit in my mouth.[notw]