The Not So News

- Dakota Fanning on the rape scene in her as of yet untitled, soon to be released movie: it's "wonderful". Enough said. [pagesix]

- Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI of vicodin and marijuana early this morning. Did she learn NOTHING from Paris? HELLO! BTW, she is officially 5'1" and weighs a hefty 85 lbs, and her mugshot makes her look like she is 12. I guess we all know what ET will be talking about ALL week long. Thanks Nicoloe![TMZ]

- Asian-Americans are mad at Rosie O'Donnell for trying to speak their language. She made the comment "ching ching chong ching chong Danny Devito ching chong chong" when referring to The View's interview with a clearly drunken Danny making international news headlines. You know what? Who the hell cares. She was making a point and can't speak Chinese. I mean, my friend Idalia doesn't get mad when I yell spanish at her by adding "o" to the endo ofo everyo wordo thato I sayo and thinking the louder I say it the better she can understand what I am saying, but I guess not everyone is as understanding as Idalia. [dlisted]