From the Desk of Lindsay Lohan

In a letter about Robert Altman recent death Lindz writes (I have highlighted the important parts in bold):

"I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career," she began, less than certainly. "He was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had in several years... He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do." A little lower down, she fell into improv philosophy, apparently riffing on the notion that life is too short to waste: "Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) - everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on. - altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come." And she signed off, "Be adequite. Lindsay Lohan."

This is word for word according to the Independent. I really have no words for this incoherent blather. I mean...12st Book? and "Be adequite"? What is wrong with her? Clearly she had to have been cracked out of her mind on coke and booze, or she was instant messaging this letter with Mr. Altman's family on her T-Mobile Sidekick. OR, maybe her mom was more concerned about Lindz paying all their bills she refused to allow learning to read and write interfere with her daughter's job. Selfish bitch. [independent]