The Not So News

- Pam Anderson has filed for divorce from Kid Rock aka Bob Richie after 3 blissful months of marriage and several wedding ceremonies all over the world. Apparently, Bob has anger issues and some "insecurities" and the straw that broke Pamela's back was his blowup at Pam's cameo in the Borat movie...calling her a slut and what not. Really...how could she date him on and off for as long as they did and not know he had anger management issues and how could he date her on and off for so long and not know she was a slut? I mean that is like saying you didn't know a badger was mean, or that you never figured out what Julia Robert's character in Pretty Woman was. Also, what is Pam's deal with the choices of men she has made? Always the victim. [pagesix]

- Gwen Stefani has decided to run back to the arms of No Doubt after the release of her second and imminently doomed second album full of B-Sides. All I have to say is THANK GAWD! I have heard several songs on this second album, and I am NOT having it. I will not recommend it to anyone, not even if they live their life a drunk ass mess. [yeeeah]

- Britney looks up to Paris? Well, so much for a comeback. At least with K-Fed we knew she was the responsible one. Now we are seeing her flashing her uncovered vadge much like Paris has done several times, and looking an unfit mother as she parties her fat ass into the wee hours of the morning. Has the world gone mad, or is this Paris' attempt to ruin yet another Hollywood gal's life. I mean...it would sound logical, seeing as how Britney was looking slightly more chic on Letterman, and would pose a threat to the used up Paris' game. Now, she looks like a hit mess and I am sure Paris has a hand in that. [socialitelife]

- Nicole Richie has fired back at Rachel Zoe with a "blind item" on her myspace blog, calling her a raisin face. LOVE IT! Nicole is my new favorite mean girl, and I love that she turned her blog into her own little "Burn Book". [justjared]

- Lindsay Lohan is so desperate for attention now that the Diabolical Duo aka Paris and Britney have taken LA by storm, the batshit crazy bitch has resorted to chasing the razzi's, blaring K-Fed's music, and saying she wouldn't mind hooking up with him sometime, to which Britney responded by rolling her eyes and saying, "take him". [egotastic]