The Not So News

- Brooke Hogan has BOGO on the brain as she takes a shopping spree through Payless Shoes. Funny...I thought Hogans know best, but with style choices like that she clearly knows nothing, is blind for the first two hours she is awake, or lives in a house without mirrors. [tmz]

- Elisabeth Hasselback FINALLY makes a statement we can ALL agree with! [bwe]

- Do we really need to know THIS much about Tyra and Janet? I think not. The LAST thing I need to know is the kind of methane byproduct being released from Tyra's ass. If she didn't eat so much, she wouldn't have gas. [bwe]

- It is about time that a young Hollywood...whatever Nicole Richie is...has gotten smart about how "stylish" Rachel Zoe really is. By this picture, I am guessing that Zoe was the person knocking food out of Nicole's hand and probably the reason she is so damn skinny and frail...not a gastric bypass surgery. Hyde stretched over skeleton is never a good look for anyone. That woman is NOT cute. [USMagazine]