Here...take a picture of me standing here.

Can I say one thing about this picture? Actually, let me set up the scenario. You know how when you go to the club and there is a TOTALLY hot person that you want to be seen in a photo with, or you want to get a picture of but you are too big of a pussy (sorry CC girls...it is the only word that worked) to introduce yourself to them and get a picture snapped. You tell your friend, "I am gonna stand here, and I need you to take a picture of me standing next to "X" person." And then they do it. That is what this photo looks like. I am going to stand next to Dame Judy Dench, and you take our picture.
I am sure that Judy Dench doesn't even know who the hell Paris Hilton is, and totally thought she was posing alone. Either that, or she does know who Paris Hilton is and said, I will take a picture of you and long as you don't breathe your disease on me, or touch me with your pestilant hands...and can I get a suite at one of your grandfather's hotels...thanks!