The Not So News

- So, Tom Cruise can jump around on O's furniture like a lunatic, but he can't bother inviting her to his wedding? Oprah seems unphased by it, but you know she has to be wondering how the hell J.Lo got on the list, but Oprah didn't. How does J.Lo even figure into that circle? Celebrities...they so cruiseazy sometimes. [dlisted]

- Queen Latifah and her thug friend get racist at Newark Airport. [pagesix]