The Not So News

- To add even more insult to injury to Oprah...even Brook Shields has been invited to the TomKat wedding. The woman that Cruiseazy slammed in the media for taking antidepressants to keep her from smothering her newborn baby to death. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Oprah's couch got invited to the wedding too. [pagesix]

- In the words of Jack McFarland..."Hi, Yesterday's News...I am calling to cancel Leann Rimes subscription because she will be reading Behind The Times from now on...thanks." Leann Rimes has decided to make her opinion known about Faith Hill's ignunt and childish display (which BTW, reminds me of this one girl from GHS who tried out for cheerleader time after time but could never quite make the cut and drove off in a rage EVERY SINGLE TIME she got "NO THANKS, YOU SUCK" thrown at her).

"We all work very hard and have for many years so to see someone come in and win Female Vocalist that has been here for a very short time, is a little disheartening. She probably felt, as I did, that Carrie has not paid her dues long enough to fully deserve that award."

Leann, hun, hate to say, but you are a day late and a dollar short. Nobody is talking about this anymore. Meanwhile, you should probably be more worried about your big gay husband and his habit of hanging out at the gay bars than Faith Hill's reaction to losing to Carrie Underwood. BTW, Carrie's album was much better than Faith's album by far, and I support Carrie despite her lack of support for gay people...other than her hairdresser, stylist, and makeup artist okaay. [source]

- Who says people who ride Harley's in gangs are white trash? I mean...these pictures clearly show that they are ALL class okaaay. My all time fave tshirt from the bunch.."It ain't gonna suck itself." That is SO true...it isn't going to. [cityrag]

- Michelle Rodriguez gets outed by her "girlfriend"...I think. These are the gays of our lives. [advocate]