The Not So News

- K-Fed has returned to his status of being less than a mere mortal now that he doesn't have Britney bank rolling his big baller spending habits. Page Six reports that FedEx arrived in Miami with his entourage of six by bus. LOL. That is a shame...by bus?!?!?!?! I don't make a ton of money, but Charlie will not be taking a bus okaaay. JetBlue, Southwest, aka Low Cost Airlines...look into them, they might not have first class but neither does the bus. But the main point is...it isn't the bus. Can you imagine being on that bus? [pagesix]

- Tina Fey gives a glimpse into why the ENTIRE cast of SNL hates Paris Hilton. My perosonal favorite: She said Paris had "the hair of a fraggle", and left "nasty wads of Barbie hair on the floor" from her "cheap weave"! [cityrag]

- Rachel Ray's husband is a dirty pig. A woman has come forward saying that he paid her up to $500 per session to spit on him. I mean really...spit? It could be worse, at least it isn't piss. Even better at least he didn't pay her to take a dump on his chest. [dlisted]

- Um...what?!?!? $25 a ticket to see Dreamgirls? That is how much people will have to pay for the first 10 days of its release at theatres in NYC and LA. You know what? I am sort of excited to see this movie, because of all the buzz around Jennifer Hudson, but THAT. IS. THE. ONLY. REASON. I have no use for seeing Beyonce (unless she has gotten rid of that slight ghetto accent in her voice), or Jaime Foxx, or Eddie Murphy. The fact that they are charging a premium for a movie that has a very high sense of self importance makes me want to heave. Do you know how many drinks $25 will buy on a Saturday night? Five drinks! FIVE (tips and taxes not included)! Best Week Ever has a break down of the $25. [NYP]