Daily Dishing

- 50 Cent makes his views on Oprah known in the January issue of Elle Magazine. He has been quoted as calling her an "oreo", black on the outside and white on the inside. He also says she has been catering to white women so long that she has become one. Okay...what? 50, you might want to think about what you are saying and who you are saying it to, because...wait, what...you mean Elle isn't written for the middle aged white woman demographic? What's that you say...OHHH, Elle IS, in fact, written for middle aged white women? Hmmm...I think my high school senior English teacher Mrs. Simmonds would call that "irony in literature". Brilliant man...just brilliant! [pagesix]

- Has Lindsay Lohan's out of control ways come to an end? She has allegedly been attending AA meetings near her house and her mom Dina has gone to Lindz to try to convince her to stay in some nights. OKAY, that is like the pot calling the kettle black. Dina Lohan has no real right to tell her daughter what to do, considering she parties just as much as Lindsay does, if not more. Secondly, the only reason Dina is "intervening" is because she is afraid the well might run dry, which means she would have to get a job working as a sales clerk at the local Beall's. Sidenote: Does anyone else find this story a little bit sad and tragic considering Lindsay Lohan isn't even old enough to drink?[pagesix]

- Anna Nicole is being evicted from her house in the Bahamas by the government. She is currently residing in G. Ben Thompson's home in the Bahamas, whom she was once romantically involved with...SHOCKING. Sources say Anna has refused to come back to the US because she will face a paternity test from one of the 100 guys who say the baby belongs to her. And have you bitches seen this cracked out mess STILL being interviewed on ET? ENOUGH! You know, this eviction reminds me of this weekend when I attended my friend Becky's birthday party in Houston and one of the guest (who is also from Giddings) was BITCHING the WHOLE TIME and I wanted to evict her, but she wouldn't leave! We went to a sushi restaurant, and she didn't eat the salad, and before the food came she said "I don't think I am gonna like the food". After listening to this over and over I finally said..."How about you get the hell out! Just get your things and take your ass home, or STOP complaining. If you ruin Becky's birthday I am gonna ruin you". She laughed, thinking I am joking. NO. Then, she doesn't bring a gift and Becky was like...awww...she gives me the gift of friendship, to which I replied..."I hope she gave you a gift receipt with that, because you need to return it". I just realized, that is nothing like Anna Nicole