The Not So News

- Beyonce not only promotes Dreamgirls, but she is also on the bandwagon promoting Multiple Personality Disorder, giving props and support to her alter-ego "Sasha". Sasha? Really? Couldn't she have come up with a cuter name? She describes her as "too sassy, too sexy, too aggressive, and too strong". Hell, all you need to do is add super human strength and Sasha is just like alter ego "Jessica" on Heroes. Can we be more original please, and can Sasha have smaller thighs? I guess that would also explain why she says she is 25 instead of her actual age of 32. Thanks. [pagesix]

- Kelly Clarkson is hard core...TP'ing Evanescence's Amy Lee's house. GOTTA LOVE HER! Who knew she was capable of such acts of vandalism?