Don't leave home without it!

And by "it", I mean her face. I have to insist that Eva Longoria NEVER leave her house without her makeup on. I mean...she looks like a busted up mother from the valley who is worn out from a day of discount shopping with her 6 hellacious kids who have just torn up a Wal-Mart toy department. Is she trying to scare me and the rest of the world? And I am not ashamed to admit that at the same time, this makes me wonder how fabulous I would look with a little MAC applied to my face in the morning.
This takes me back to my junior high days and the first time I spent the night at one of my friend's house who I thought had the prettiest mom...until I saw her in the morning with no makeup on. It looked like someone had risen the dead, and I never spent the night there again.