Entertainment news worth mentioning...or not

J. Timberlake and C. Diaz allegedly call it quits. According to gossip columnist he broke up with her because he is going to be on a tour and wants to be free. What is the f'ing deal with these emotionally detached boys who can just turn it off? [janetcharltonshollywood.com]

There is probably a reason why there have not seen any pictures of Suri Cruise published. 1) She does not exist, she never existed, and Katie is at home nursing a basketball, or 2) crazy ass Scientologists are keeping her locked in a glass prison in the belief that she is the reincarnated former leader L. Ron Hubbard. Personally, I believe that she is a figment of Katie's cracked out mind. Sidenote: YAY to Nikki Kidman for returning to her Catholic roots.

Oh Kristen Cavalleri being on a semi-reality show and having a guest role on Veronica Mars does not a high calibre actress make (the fantastic Kelly Clarkson is the only reality TV show winner/participant to ever make an [extremely] lucrative career out of her win). But to go so far as to make your boyfriend sit idley by while you helped plant fake stories in the tabloids in an attempt to bolster your own profile? Come on. I would be kind of through if I were Brody, but that is just me. Ambitious or duplicitous...wait...is there a difference in Hollywood? Here is a tip, lose the valley girl accent or you'll get typecast every single time.