Headlines worth mentioning...or not

Don't Blame Myspace for your slutty 14 year old daughter meeting up with a 19 year old and then getting sexually assaulted. How about being a responsible parent and keeping tabs on your kid's internet activity. No one can be blamed for a kid lying about their age but the kid. I am just sad that this is in my backyard. All of this mess is spelled out on the site. And age verification...how exactly are they going to do that? I can just imagine what the shysty lawyer looks like. "Hi, I am Lionel Hutz". [austin statesman]

The Mexican Chupacabra is once again loose in South Texas. Real or fake...you decide. [Netscape]

Beyonce is all about doing something different and empowering women, let's just hope she has 9 alternates to take the place of the 9 originals after her or her pappa gives them the pink slip. [mtv]

What is wrong with Jessica Simpson's face in this picture with Eva Longoria? Is she truly retarded? [mollygood]

After hearing "You're Beautiful" for the 1 zillionth time, it probably would have put me into a coma, rather than save me from one like it did for a 6 year old girl. How nice to be able to spend your life saying that a song by James Blunt pulled you from a coma. He is a hero among men. [smh]