God said what?

This just in: Pat Robertson hears the voice of God. In the news today Pat Roberston has been quoted as saying:

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."

(Storms on the east and west coast? That is impossible...that has never happened before during the summer hurricane season) Who knew he had a direct line to God's house...I wonder if he says anything about me winning the lottery?

In other news: The President has low approval ratings, The Pope is Catholic, and I am a homo.

Back to you in the studio Tyler and Christine!