Simpsons Be GONE!

Okay...Jessy Simpson's 15 minutes came and went like 4 years ago, and Ashlee's career was over before it ever began. All of this makes me wonder why Jessy keeps trying to make movies (that her Pimp Daddy prays to Jesus won't go straight to video) and Ashlee keeps dragging her haggard voiced ass into recording studios to lay down over synthesized tracks. I mean...apparently their daddy believes that Jessy is the next Julia Roberts and is blabbing all over Hollywood that she is going to be the next "Pretty Woman". Uh huh...sure...Jessica OBVIOUSLY has the star quality and acting calibre that Julia possesses. If you can't tell...I am being completely sarcastic. All of this is coming from OK! Magazine, and she is quoted as saying that she thinks this has "hit" written all over it and could rebound her career. BITCH it is plain and simple...YOU CAN'T ACT!!!! And here is a hot tip...quit ripping people off like Beyonce and come up with something more original. DAMN! Is it that hard? Wait...I forget who I am talking about. Then there is Ashlee who has released a new video for some song that sounds like La-La but goes Ya Ya or something. The video is not cute and neither is the song, BUT it is just awful enough to get stuck in your head on a continuous loop so listen at your own risk. Another hot tip...BITCH it is plain and simple...you can sing just about as good as your sister can act. If you can't translate it...YOU CAN'T SING!!!