That's What She Said.

So, I am kind of back in the swing of things again and I am going to start posting more often. I have been in training all week long and it has been quite a scene. Last night I attended a Christmas Party in Westlake Hills at a gorgeous house that has one of the most breathtaking views of Austin I have ever seen. For this post, I am going to take a page from my friend Al's blog and play back some of the more memorable quotes that I said and/or overheard at last night's event.

"Don't anorexics stink? He stinks...do you think he is anorexic?"

"I smell pot...I bet it is Bob."

"This guy just came up to me and told me he is filing suit against my dad over some sidewalk planters...HERE...at a Christmas Party!"

"Does the look on your face mean there is drama there?"

"OMG...did you see that blackhead on his nose...I thought it was a mole."

"Oh please...don't lie...I know you hated me the last two years."

"Um, is that anorexic homo about to molest that old lady, because he is talking really close and she looks damn scared."

"She wouldn't be SO proud of that ring if she knew he bought it at Jared."

Me: "I would like a white wine please"
Bartender: "We have a lovely white Cab."
Me: "Um...isn't a cab red?"
Bartender: "Oh yes...we have a lovely white pinot grigio"
Me: "I'll have a vodka seven."

"What is this...the gay nerd convention?"

"I know he didn't wear brown shoes with a black belt to this party...and what is with that shoulder padded coat circa 1991 brought to us by Goodwill?"

"Can someone crack a window, it is hot up in this trailer."