Get Out The Laser

While we are on the topic of bad music videos, can we discuss Jordin Sparks' new video for her single "Tattoo"?

I don't know if the producers were trying to make her "sexy", but it comes off looking like she wants to put the camera between two slices of bread, sop it up in some gravy, and swallow it whole. I mean...the person that came up with this concept really must not like this girl, because there is not one flattering moment or angle in this video. Now, I am not saying that a girl with curves can't be sexy, because she can...but Jordin needs to get a little older before she tries to bring the sexy...and she needs to take some classes on how to be a better lipsyncher and an actor, because I can totally tell she is not really singing and I can also tell that those rancid looking girls are not her friends in real life. Can we also get a cuter boy? GEEZ! Oh, and one more thing...who was the stylist for this video, because she needs to be drug out back and get a bullet put in her skull for such awful fashions. Overall, this video leaves me wanting to go down and have that tattoo lasered off and if that doesn't work there is always an SOS scouring pad.