Headlines: I Don't Get It

The new music video for the Spice Girls slightly anticipated song Headlines (Friendship Never Ends) has premiered and I am at a loss for words...

Is this an ad for Geri's abs, or an ad for a new line of Dominatrix gear by Posh, or just a casserole filled with a bunch of random ingredients from the refrigerator? The girls look kind of old and a couple of them look unnaturally unhuman. To be honest, I am underwhelmed and the only thing I can think of is that I could listen to Mel C (aka Sporty) sing all damn day. The others can go back to making horrible clothes, pushing Prego Spaghetti sauce, Dancing with the stars, and whatever it is Geri is doing with her free time.