Missed Connection - m4w

I love a good missed connection on Craigslist. My friend Brad came across this one in Houston.

Beautiful, Plump Brunette at DT bus stop - I Think I Love You - m4w - 27

I saw you waiting for the bus on Walker street. You are a very curvy brunette, tall, with freckles all over your face and arms. You were wearing a blue shirt, bluejeans, and black tennis shoes. I was wearing a suit and I have a hook for a hand. Did you see me? I think you did and I think you smiled.

If interested, e-mail me with what color your backpack is.

Of course she saw you...you have a hook where a hand should be. And she smiled because gawking at your handicap would not have been cute. And now, because this poor girl smiled Captain Hook is all worked up and has gone all stalker on her ass.

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