Ze Germans hate Cruiseazy

Access Hollywood is reporting that Germany will not allow Tom Cruise access into their country to film a movie about WWII because of his crazy Scientology cult ties. Germany, much like the rest of the world, does not recognize Scientology as a religion and sees it more of a money making pyramid scheme...like School Fundraisers, Pampered Chef, Advocare, and Mary Kay. Good for the German's standing up to his ridic-dic-diculous antics, but I guess this means WWIII, Earth vs Aliens, will begin shortly. I wonder what part of the chain of command he will give to David Beckham in his army of aliens? Of course, now that he owns LA Galaxy, I am thinking Princess Leah in the gold bikini chained to his throne. [AccessHollywood]