iPhone is unleashed

As many expected Steve Jobs introduced the world to the all new Apple iPhone at the CES in Las Vegas. Ooohs and Aaaahs were heard around the world. The iPhone merges a widescreen iPod, cellular phone, and internet communicator all in one, and that is just three of the gazillion things it can do. The exclusive carrier will be Cingular, and this made me very excited...as my contract has been up and I have been waiting for something cute to come out to renew. I was scrolling through live updates of the tech show and getting a hard on from everything I was hearing about this phone, I mean...just look at its seductive ass:

As I read, I got more and more excited. To be released June 2007..."hmm, okay, my phone battery stays on life support now, but maybe I can make it last until then". Then he throws the price up and my eyes go directly to $599 with a two year contract and I lose my boner. $599? For a phone? I know some people will be paying that much for this technological darling, but not Charlie. Not unless I get a mucho bucks paying job or win the lottery. NEXT! For more info and pictures click on the source link. [engadget]