5 Things I Want To See Less of in 2007

1. Louis Vuitton. I am SICK of seeing the LV monogram on everything from handbags and shoes to cars. It is something that used to be a coveted item and a status symbol, but now it is just tired and worn out like a $5 hooker or Lindsay Lohan and something you can pick up in any Chinatown in America...or even on Santa Monica Blvd in West Hollywood. Can't say I really ever jumped on the LV bandwagon, and I am glad I never did. FYI, there is no reason you should ever get an LV paint job...especially when the paing job costs more than the car is worth.

2. Ugg boots are hideous, they were never cute, and they were ever meant to be worn with shorts in the dead heat of the summer. They are lined for heat, and sweaty smelly Ugg feet cannot be a good thing. The worst part is that Ugg's are pretty much done in mainstream America and are just now showing up in small town and rural America as a new thing. I wish I could count on one hand the number of girls walking around my small hometown of 5,000 people that are wearing these dumbass boots. Come on girls...get it together. Find a Vogue magazine or even a Seventeen magazine at the local Wal-Mart and get a clue about how out they are.

3. Speaking of worn out hos, I would really like to see less and less of both Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton this year. Paris does NOTHING. She just parades around fluffing her hair and twirling around in her dress and gets paid. I would be lying if I said I wasn't a bit jealous. And who is this Kim Cardash she always has on her hip? Is she trying to make clones the new must have accessory of the season? Poor ole Lindsay looks like a worn out 50 year old hooker (aka her mother) and she isn't even legal to drink yet. Neither of these girls really contribute anything at all. Lindsay totally had potential at one point, but now I feel it is too late to save her soul, and I really couldn't care less either. Then again, I guess drugs and alcohol will do that to a person.

4. Crocs! I don't think much more needs to be said about this shoe or sandal or whatever the hell you want to call it. I HATE seeing people wearing these dumbass things at the mall, a nice dinner, at the grocery store, and at church. They are dumb and only nurses should wear them.

5. Good Morning America's Robin Roberts. This woman bugs the hell out of me so damn early in the morning. I watch GMA for a hopeful sighting of David Muir and I can't complain about Chris Cuomo, but damn Robin Roberts ups the geek level by one million percent, and then you get Diane Sawyer in the mix and she is like Peter Petrelli on Heroes...she absorbs Robin's dorkiness. She makes many attempts to be funny and cutesy, but NO. It is neither. Replace her immediately, because I don't like her.