Somewhere Tara Reid is LOL'ing

Remember when Paris rolled right into Hyde in L.A. while her former bff and party gal pal was denied access to the club? Well, if you don't, click here to refresh your memory......now that you are refreshed I will say that payback is a bitch who doesn't care who you are or how much money you have and will smack you across the face with a spiked club when she comes to collect. Paris was denied access into Ultrahip Bungalow 8 in NYC after the VMA's last week. Poor Eve...the bitch even started to cry and had to be comforted by some fat girl who looks like a busted up version of what Cami from Laguna Beach's older coked out sister would look like...or is that OJ's daughter? Anyway...maybe this will become the hot new trend for bars...denying Paris Hilton...what a shame that would be. Of course, it wouldn't be a night without Brandon Davis' fat ass getting retarded resulting in the cops showing up.

PS - what is with those hideous wedges her friend is wearing? They don't even really go with that mess and unflattering dress she is wearing...if I were a doorman I probably wouldn't let a bitch into the club for looking like that either.

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