The Not So News

- Carolyn Kepcher is "FIRED" from the Trump organization, and as always Trump makes sure there are two sides to the story. I will miss good ole Carolyn...she was one hot ball buster. [postchronicle]

- Kelly Clarkson likes her cars to be one of a kind...especially when the alternative is for a porn star to drive the same car. Can't blame a girl, and I must also say that Alana Evans better not piss a homo off by saying that her other friends asked 'Who was that fat brunette driving your car?' because Charlie doesn't like that one damn bit okay. [pagesix]

- Crocodile Hunter, may he RIP, was was caught on tape the last minutes of his life pulling the ray barb out of his chest. May I make a comment on this, no disrespect, but this man spent day and night rolling around with dinosaurs and how does he die...he gets jabbed by a sting ray...possibly the first time in history that a stingray has killed a human being in that way. Irony is a cold hearted bitch.[MSN]

- "I Am African" ad campaign is getting on my f'ing nerves okay. Now, all the celebrities are jumping on the jackass pulled wooden cart to get to the nearest village to show their support. Thank you SO much Gweeenyth Coldplay for starting this. Kudos for trying to make a difference and all, but can we not forget about all the people in our own country that die from AIDS every damn day! [dlisted]