The Not So News

- Anna Nicole's 20 year old son is dead at age 20 in the Bahamas. Did I mention that he was 20?[abcnews]

- LiLo gets her $100 bajillion Hermes Birkin with its $200 gazillion worth of jewelry returned to her by someone she acts like she loathes the most...the papparazzi. The reward...she will have to pose at a moment's notice with no objection and without flashing the "peace" sign. [starpulse]

- Kristen Cavallari desperately trying to hold on to her 15 seconds of fame by making it seem that her and DJ Am are canoodling with one another. Wow, I wonder if she goes to the same "Fame Whoring: 365 easy ways to create your own 15 minutes everyday" that Reichen goes to? Bitch...NOBODY cares about you...please leave. BTW, K, you might want to try a new tactic at getting in the headlines besides looking like a whore...we all know how you worked Nick Lachey okay.[idlyitw]