The Not So News

- Loose lips sink ships...or maybe in this case Restalyn injected lips. John Mayer is proclaiming Jessy Simpson as a desperate girl trying to keep herself in the spotlight. I am glad someone else feels the same...maybe John Mayer isn't as annoying as I thought. [pagesix]

- Is that even a real baby? I am having trouble deciding if it is real or not, but at the same time I really don't think I could care any less. I have other problems of my own to figure out right now...like...what is for lunch? [trent]