Slow News Day

So, apparently there was a miniature donkey born near my hometown on 6/6/06 that is white with a distinct cross on its back. Okay...so...what to say. Clearly, this was a slow news day, and someone is extremely hungry for some publicity for her Mini Donkey Store, because sales are down on new mini donkeys. Have a gander at the newscast. The owner immediately "took the birth as a religious signal", thinks it is a "blessing from God", and is "taking its birth as a positive thang". I am shocked that the woman didn't express her belief that it was the sign of the second coming, and what about the owner's rebirth as a Jackass...what about that?. Charlie's opinion, religious sign: probably not, Coincidence: probably so.