Christina on Britney

Christina Aguilera gave her opinion on BritBrit being MIA from award shows and other public events at the MTV Movie Awards by saying:

"It's a shame Britney doesn't go to any shows or awards anymore, because they are so much fun, even if you're not nominated for things, I miss seeing how hot she looked on red carpets and seeing her at awards and shows was the only times we really had time to catch up with each other because we're both so busy".

Loosely translated I think she is actually saying:

"Your career is done girlfriend. You are fat, tired, and tied down to a kid you can't even hold onto or strap in a car properly, but that is the karma you got when you stole that girl from Moesha's baby daddy. And what is this hot mess about you having another one...are you out of your mind? It is such a shame too, because I can't even remember the days when you were cute and thin and could fit into any size smaller than a 20. How ARE the girls at Lane Bryant? My career is doing great, I am happy with my new man, and he treats me like a goddess. I was just talking to mom the other day about how people used to think I was trash, funny how the roles have reversed. I hope those rumors of divorce are true, because K-Fed really needs to be given the keys to the street. Love you, mean it. BTW, don't call me until you get yourself cleaned up, and I wish you the best until then. Oh and have a blessed day!"