They got rich from this?

If you are out in Austin this weekend, I will be premiering some new dance moves courtesy of Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen's "Dance Party of the Century" DVD. They have mad dancing skills. Clearly one of the twins is more jazzed about making this video than the other. Look out weekend...HERE COMES CHARLIE!!! How come I am not rich like this frumpy duo? I can do what they do. I am already borderline anorexic (thanks body dysmorphia), I can drink 20 Viente (sp?) coffees a day, but I will NOT wear a poncho nor smoke. Maybe that is where I have gone wrong...refusing to wear a poncho. If I have $350+ million in the bank, I am going to Gucci...thank youuuu.