This Week on The Hills...

I don't know why I pay any attention to this show, but I can't help it. I love these girls, except Heidi...she is a dumb slag with a douche bag wife beater for a fiance. I am only going to talk about these two because the other girls are content in their lives. So this week was Spencer and Heidi's one year anniversary, and she decided to be a boss and delegate tasks to other workers that she slithered in and stole promotions from. Elodie is my new hero. Last week she basically called Heidi a halfwit who deserves to be shit on by her former friends for choosing Spencer, and that she clearly has no comprehension of right and wrong...which I would agree with. Well, this week Elodie gave Heidi her just desserts by agreeing to cover for Heidi at a Grammy party, despite the fact that the day before the party was her last day at Bolthouse. Heidi's excuse is always..."you understand that it is just business right?". Elodie says, "yeah totally...it is all just business." Well in the middle of their anniversary dinner where Spencer lays all of it on very thick, Heidi gets a call demanding to know where she is and then she is informed that Elodie quit the day before. The look on Spencer's face when his night is ruined is priceless and scary at the same time, because you know that when all the cameras are off and no one is around he is going to beat the bloody hell out of Heidi.

Meanwhile, all the girls hate Justin Bobby and who is the ugly fat chick they have tagging along? She is grody and needs to be given the keys to the street immediately.