OMG...where do I begin?

Britney has brought so much shame back on to America's white trailer trash population (half of them living in my home county).



The outfit, the lipsynching, the missing Lee Press On, the stumbling...so many places to start. What in GOD's name has happened to this bitch? She has gone batshit crazy and just doesn't even care. Clearly homegirl is on something and it ain't even right, and somehow she thinks she still has the body she had when she rolled out with that albino python wrapped around her neck, only this time coming out from behind the curtain dressed in rhinestoned panties and bra. Where is the python now, because I would like it to unhinge its jaw and swallow her whole...they do that don't they? One of my favorite parts is in the beginning when she turns around and realizes, NO, this isn't a dream sequence and you see that look of shock on her face and you know she is thinking..."BRITNEY WAKE UP, because oh holy shit, this isn't going to go down very good is it?" Also...what is with the wobbling, and the walking around and the blank stare in the beginning? And the lip-synching...she couldn't even be bothered to do that right, and actually, I didn't even know she had a mic on her face until half way through the song when she moved back that tired weave. She is totally wrecked, but her album will probably be a hit because...well...it is Britney, and people are hollering for her, at least they were. Worst part about it is that I don't quite think it matters...as her eyes tell us that she is dead inside.